Homeland Insecurity
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- Published: Wednesday, May 07, 2014 01:32 PM
- Written by Katie Tyson
We knew it would happen. It was inevitable, really. A simple matter of time. Despite stern warnings, threats of banishment, demonstrations of proper sneezing technique, lectures on hand washing protocol (given by two surgeon parents, no less!); in spite of “foaming in”, gloving up and wiping down anything and anyone that crossed the threshold of our door; in the setting of shoes off, masks on; having endlessly interrogated our children regarding associations with persons of “questionable health status”; total and complete OCD behavior notwithstanding, our antiseptic Achilles’ heel has been discovered.
A beguiling little first grader.